Formerly realmofrandomness and realfandomness. Hi, I'm Cassandra, I'm french, and I fangirl over way too many tv shows.


Scott Pilgrim’s response was always on point

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This is hands down the best parody twitter ever

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What’s it like to work alongside so many other women of color?

yaaaaas uzo, girl. 

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I hope you all find someone who gives you cute names and tells you it’s adorable when you do embarrassing things and hugs you when it’s early in the morning and makes you feel like you have a whole disneyland fireworks show going off inside your body and never ever lets you go 

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  • society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
  • woman: okay.
  • society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
  • woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.
  • society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
  • woman: still seems pretty awful.
  • society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
  • woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
  • society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
  • woman:
  • society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
  • woman:
  • society:
  • woman: i think i'll go with my third option.
  • society:
  • woman:
  • society: what third option?
  • woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.


when a program is fuckin up so badly that not even task manager can turn it off


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This is so important

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When getting out of the pool…






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Cosima + that “look” she gives Delphine

"If you betray us again, I have enough dirt on you to destroy your career."

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“Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins.”


The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via statexalchemist)

I said this to one of the girls at makeup college when she was complaining about them always being different and she looked at me as if I had changed her life

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an ancient and terrible curse.

Oglaf makes my fucking life better.

The best part is he gets his own kingdom later because he’s so good at sucking cocks

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Exceptionally engraved and gold inlaid Pre-World War II Walther PP semi-automatic pistol with carved ivory grips.

Estimated Value: $12,500

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"Ooh, shock me one good time."

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